Bedroom Decor Pillows

Sleep!

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

I can't believe you're still hogging the sheets.

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

'I know I've always said I wanted to die in bed, but...'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Morning stretch.

Man with puzzle bed covers.

'He's had one of his nightmares again.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"The blow drier is broken."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Twenty Blades Razor

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict