Bedroom Decor Gifts

Sleep!

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Extremes meet - A very tall guest is shown to a short bed.

'I know I've always said I wanted to die in bed, but...'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Morning stretch.

Man with puzzle bed covers.

'He's had one of his nightmares again.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'We'll take it!'

Twenty Blades Razor

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

Junior's Towel

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'