Bedroom Decorating Gifts

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon