Bedroom Makeover Gifts

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'

"What do you mean, you don't like your new bedroom?"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."