Renovating A Bedroom Gifts

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

And it stores easily under your bed...

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Too bright."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Non-Drip ?

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Couch and Potato

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

DIY horror.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Painting

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