Renovating A Bedroom Gifts

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

And it stores easily under your bed...

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Too bright."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Non-Drip ?

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Couch and Potato

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

DIY horror.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'