Room Renovator Gifts

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

WC problem.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'