Bedroom Makeover Prints

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

'I can't talk. Sanctions are in effect.'

"What do you mean, you don't like your new bedroom?"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Tedious Romantic.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'Hmmmm...lower.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.