Bedroom Design Prints

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The Bed Treatment

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'And this is for couples who, whilst not actively seeking divorce, have agreed to keep apart by two chevrons.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Tedious Romantic.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'We'll take it!'

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."