Bedroom Decorating Prints

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'We'll take it!'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Football addict

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'Tom, Roscoe has been with me for nine years. You have been with me only two years. When the sad day comes that Roscoe passes on, THEN you can move to this end of the bed.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'