Bedroom Design Pillows

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

The Bed Treatment

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'And this is for couples who, whilst not actively seeking divorce, have agreed to keep apart by two chevrons.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Tedious Romantic.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Football addict

'Gravity wins - again.'

Knight using the men's bathroom.

The trouble with memory foam beds.

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."