Bedroom Solutions Prints

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Electric Blanket.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Tedious Romantic.

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'We'll take it!'

Football addict

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

"Dang it."

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

"Tonight, I get the closet. I was under the bed last night and my back is killing me!"

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"Are we there yet?"

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Four beds labelled modern, abstract, surreal and cartoon