Room Decor Pillows

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Home depot."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Cat Towels

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'He does lack social skills.'