Bedroom Decor Hobbyist Pillows

Man with puzzle bed covers.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Posh Easter Egg

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Pea green

King Madras

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Flower lamp.