Bedroom Decor Hobbyist Pillows

Man with puzzle bed covers.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Tedious Romantic.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Pea green

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

King Madras

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."