Living Room Decor Lover Pillows

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Painting the Ceiling

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

'The old one fell apart.'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Feng Sushi

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Non Drip Paint

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Giant wants his shoe back.

Wallpapering 5

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I actually made this couch from one of his furballs."