Living Room Decor Lover Pillows

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"I hate this smart refrigerator."

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

'The old one fell apart.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Feng Sushi

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Non Drip Paint

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

Wallpapering 5

"I actually made this couch from one of his furballs."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."