"This stool shall pass."
Commode Connoisseur Gifts
Searching for a fun, personalized gift for the commode connoisseur? Explore our collection of humorous and clever items that showcase a love for all things bathroom-related. Perfect for those who appreciate wit and have a sense of fun, our products will add charm and laughter to their space. Whether it's a quirky print, a humorous mug, or a playful pillow, you’ll find something that matches their unique personality. Gift something memorable that celebrates their creative interests with a touch of humor.
'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
Bookworm Sleepover
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
"This seat with extra legroom is great."
"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.
"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.
'Choose, Fenster
"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"
'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'
'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'
"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"
Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
'Idle' Home Exhibition
'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'
'It's Blurred.'
Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'
I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!
Second aid
"I hope he's wearing pants."
"We're gonna need a bigger comic."
"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."
Bats with blankets.
"They've got insulation to die for!"
Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.
"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."
'All You Can Eat Wings.'
"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."
"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."
Commode Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Commode Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for the commode connoisseur. Perfect for daily use and guaranteed to spark smiles, these mugs are as witty as they are functional.
Commode Connoisseur Pillows
Discover our amusing pillows for the commode connoisseur. Add a humorous touch to any room while celebrating their fun and quirky interests.
Commode Connoisseur Prints
Browse our witty prints for the commode connoisseur. Perfect for decorating their space with humor and creative flair.
Commode Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts for the commode connoisseur. Clever designs and fun phrases make these shirts a great way to showcase their unique personality.