Comedic Connoisseur Gifts

Medical School Graduations.

'I told him not to install central air.'

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'Red trousers and lots of suspicious packages eh? ... Think we've got our man sir! '

'Don't try ordering in French! The last time, the waitress sued you for breach of Promise.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Usually, elevator music isn't that catchy...'

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"Are you by any chance the bootlegger with the pirate tapes?"

'It's Blurred.'

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

Rucking Technique

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

"The men in this company are as unhealthy as tobacco which is why they have to carry warning labels!"

"Once there was an ugly duckling..."

Androcles and the Lion Rampant.

'Late again what's your excuse this time?'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'We've got it in cups, saucers, even in buckets, but not in bottles.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'Now, there goes a professional drinker.'

Landing on your feet.

'One chop or two?'

'The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

Espionage thriller - 'Is Prince Philip in this?'

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'