Comedic Connoisseur Gifts

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'An indecisive pointer.'

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

'Red trousers and lots of suspicious packages eh? ... Think we've got our man sir! '

'Don't try ordering in French! The last time, the waitress sued you for breach of Promise.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's Blurred.'

"Are you by any chance the bootlegger with the pirate tapes?"

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

Rucking Technique

The violin lesson

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

'Usually, elevator music isn't that catchy...'

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Late again what's your excuse this time?'

Androcles and the Lion Rampant.

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

Espionage thriller - 'Is Prince Philip in this?'

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

'The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'One chop or two?'

Landing on your feet.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Now, there goes a professional drinker.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'We've got it in cups, saucers, even in buckets, but not in bottles.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'I hope these are gluten-free.'

Rabbit Ears Shadow

"You should embrace your mistakes..."

"The men in this company are as unhealthy as tobacco which is why they have to carry warning labels!"