Beachcomber wears his hair in a combover fashion.
Combover Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite combover connoisseur? Our collection captures their distinctive style with clever, humorous items perfect for those who appreciate a good hair day—or a good laugh. Whether they’re embracing their signature look or just enjoying the comedy of it all, you'll find something that resonates. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, our creative products are tailored for those who take their combover seriously—and with a lighthearted spirit.
"This stool shall pass."
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Man frozen in portrait pose.
"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"
Moliere
C Day Lewis.
"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."
'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
"Thank you, gentlemen, and may the best networked man win."
"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"
Bleak House
Charles Dickens.
'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.
"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."
"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"
"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."
"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."
"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."
The Very Best of JOHN DOE
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
Sergei Rachmaninov
"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."
"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"
"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."
"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."
"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."
Comb over club.
Hair loss comb.
'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'
Combover Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Combover Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring clever designs perfect for combover connoisseurs who love to start their day with humor and style.
Combover Connoisseur Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and personality to their home decor—great for proud combover fans.
Combover Connoisseur Prints
Browse our witty art prints that capture the essence of the combover, adding character and laughs to any space.
Combover Connoisseur T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts celebrating the combover craft—ideal for those who wear their hair with attitude and humor.