Commode Connoisseur Pillows

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'It's Blurred.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Second aid

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"