Comb Connoisseur Pillows

Hair loss comb.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Malcolm Sargent

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

Dog Walker

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Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Shaved Ice

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

Pisa Hut.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

S**t Threw a Goose

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."