Comb Connoisseur T-Shirts

Hair loss comb.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Felix Mendelssohn

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"This stool shall pass."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Choose, Fenster

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Dog Walker

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Shaved Ice

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

The Family Joules: Part 3

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

'It's Blurred.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"