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"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"This stool shall pass."

Motivation to work

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Blend Schools

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Internet Name Tags.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

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Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I propose we meet in the middle."