Comb-over Enthusiast Prints

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Motivation to work

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Blend Schools

Clandestine cows.

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Internet Name Tags.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

Internet Addict Anonymous

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Lightbulb Maker