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"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Pet Cemetery.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Blend Schools

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"I'm going in."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

Crazy paving company.

Morgan Freeman

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Oh no!"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'I need something to spill.'

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Cat DNA is decoded.

Cleaner and sculpture