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"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Blend Schools

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm going in."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Crazy paving company.

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I need something to spill.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

"Oh no!"

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Don't say I never buy you anything.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Cleaner and sculpture

Comb over club.

Cat DNA is decoded.