Pullover Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

Joined at the hipster.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

The Mummy's Purse...

Christmas sweater alternatives

Pillows in love.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Blend Schools

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

I love my cape

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"