Pullover Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"That shirt is so last year."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Pillows in love.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Blend Schools

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Swan in a trenchcoat.

I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!