Rollover Enthusiasts T-Shirts

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I heard they mate for life."

Frog flirting.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Words of Love

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Urns in love

Say it with flowers: It!

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

Relationships.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."