Rollover Enthusiasts Gifts

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"