Rollover Experts Gifts

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

Happy Brithday

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Moving Van.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! Kanye West said he's running for president in 2020, and I don't know whether to weep or move to Canada. Canada Canada Canada! Everybody always wants to move to Canada whenever they think the USA has taken a turn for the worse! None of you lily-livered quitters could stand a single Canadian winter, let alone stare down a moose at six paces. You want Canada? You can't handle Canada! How tall is a moose?

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

Enterprice Tech Co. A unit of Cloud Online, LLC, a division of Unreal AI, Inc., A subsidiary of Enterprise Tech Co. With all the mergers, it was bound to happen, Ernie.

"Stan used to be a motivational speaker but then the kids finally moved out."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'We'd like you to relocate before we lay you off.'

'Of course, I'm willing to relocate.'

We're more lost than I thought.

'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'

We've moved: Visit us at our new location

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

'That'll teach him not to turn up without any referrals.'

Careless movers.

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

Removing - No. I

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

Pour Over Coffee