Condo Connoisseur Pillows

'Can you believe it? They still haven't picked up the trash.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

'Purple Martin Condos'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Electric Blanket.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Dog Walker

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Shaved Ice

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"I've always been a gnome body."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark