Moat Floater Gifts

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Supply was out of harps.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Floating

The Mosskeytoe.

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

The First Swim Ring

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"Are you sure the moat is a good idea?"

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'They're a lot safer when they have this foam insulation on, plus...'

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

'Do you mind if I borrow some of your ideas?'

Home & Garden. I need a new doormat. The old one is in tatters. You wore out your "welcome."

Goodbye Gruel World

Time for chastity. XXX, Viagra, low-rate mortgages, free money. It's not even connected to the internet! Viruses contracted. Imploding.

'Cork soles.'