Fun-loving Floater Gifts

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Serious Putty

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog on a plane.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Two cats are high off catnip.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Walkies.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Television Baseball

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

'It's alright for you, you always land on your feet!'

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

A surfer has lost his surfboard and ended up riding a large shark.

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

'I can't believe it! MY son has got an E in rabbit chasing?'

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'