Fun-loving Floater T-Shirts

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Serious Putty

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Dog on a plane.

Two cats are high off catnip.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Don't move Grandma! I'm decorating you for the holidays.

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Television Baseball

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"Will you want a bag to take that home with you?"

'It's alright for you, you always land on your feet!'

A surfer has lost his surfboard and ended up riding a large shark.

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

'I can't believe it! MY son has got an E in rabbit chasing?'

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,