Fearless Floater Gifts

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"At last, a low-level panel!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Casual skydiving.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Who wants to go first?"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

Things that scare Jimmy

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

Starting is the scariest part.