Noodle Floater Gifts

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Supply was out of harps.

Soup

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

All I can say is, thank goodness for nametags. Penne. Bowtie. Ziti. Fettuccini. Rotini. Campanelle.

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Obama Snack...

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

China in Space.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You win.'

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

Sesame Noodles

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'