Noodle Floater T-Shirts

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Supply was out of harps.

Soup

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Chick in noodle soup.

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Chicken and noodles.

'I'll have what he's having.'

Chinese business cuisine.

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

China in Space.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'It could be worse. In Hell you play the bagpipes.'

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

'You win.'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

"Shot between the eyes, but just before he died he spelled out the name of the killer with his soup."

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

Sesame Noodles