Moat Design Dreamer Gifts

"Are you sure the moat is a good idea?"

The Art Student.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Tourist

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Tourist in the desert

I love what you've done with your hare.

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

I'm color blind, please help.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."