Moat Explorer Gifts

Tour of the Moat

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Golfing Accident