Moat Explorer Gifts

Tour of the Moat

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.