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Warning Notice - You are now entering a Mouse Free Zone.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Ancient Racing

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Here be dragons.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....