Mouser Mischief Lover Gifts

'Oh, nothing much…just killing things. And yourself?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Shakespeare Project

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Naughty Child

"Who made this mess?"

Did you just trip and fall and drop your bride? You could be eligible for 'America's goofiest home videos'!

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'