Mouse Mischief Lover Gifts

"Bloody Mouse!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Playing pig

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

The Tooth Ferret

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Shakespeare Project

Fishing for Mice

Halloween health & safety.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

Computer scared of user

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'How are you?'

Nutcracker mice

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

Mouse thieves.

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Complementary wine and cheese

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Banana Arcade Game

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

If you give a mouse a fancy pillow.