Mouse-themed Mischief Maker Gifts

Fishing for Mice

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

The invisible man makes a pancake

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Frankie the discount genie

Squeaker Trophies

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Can you come over here for a second and give this a pained look?"

'No pennies.'

Cat flap and mouse hole.