Mouse Mischief Gifts

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Fishing for Mice

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Squeaker Trophies

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

Marvin Blanner: Hypochondriac Thrill-seeker

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

Mousehole Sanitiser

Cat flap and mouse hole.

'This case has taken a strange twist -- it turns out that my nurse is allergic to you.'

"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

I bet you think I'm drinking tea.