Office Mischief Enthusiast Gifts

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Office Competitions

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

Out and In.

"I have a system."

'911!'

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"Don't forget to torch the place when you leave."

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

Working from home.

Play Ball!

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"