Office Antics Enthusiast Gifts

Office Competitions

'I'm pooped, what say we have a little paper jam in tray two?'

Computer Confusion

'It really hacks me off when people criticise our trainee recruitment process...'

Out and In.

"He seized the day again. Now how do we get it back?"

"I can't really have a good day unless someone's having a worse one."

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

He must have given Johnson a rise - he just did a back flip.

'I forgot to ask her employment history -- I got bogged won in 'distinguishing personal characteristics.''

'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'

'Better call me Sir in the office dear - I don't want the staff to know that I send my wife out to work...'

'To be honest, I'm not the dashing new chairman - I'm the dashing new window cleaner!'

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"Gentlemen, yours is going to be one of this period's seminal bankruptcies."

"... I'm promoting you to head of our newly formed 'Department of bootlickers."

Warning Slippery Floor

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

After 35 years in public relations, Dan snaps.

"Damnit, when you have bad news just give me the bad news."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

In/Out/These Things Happen.