Mousetrap Master Gifts

A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

What My Day Feels Like

"I am not asking for directions."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I may be late coming home tonight Darling: looks like I have a complex maze to solve at the lab today..."

Great mouser!

Claviers

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Pest control, with death.

'Sorry, I can't help you: I'm very good at mazes, but not crosswords...'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

One Man and Two Trucks

Man taking a shortcut to centre of a maze

Sand Trap.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"Hey....you need MAZE...wicked cool app."

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

You are here.

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".