Mug Maniacs Gifts

"It's a mug's game!"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"You're never home."

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Volcaniax

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Pottery

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

You're only as old as you feel!

Mummies busking.

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'He was an evil king.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

Mummy peeks out of a pyramid.

"That's a wrap..!"

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'I've been mugged, officer!'

'I need a bigger mug.'

''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'

"Try and give me... happy."