Mooch Master Pillows

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"It get it – you're hungry."

The Brothers Grime

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Mulch madness"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Important Muscles.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

Cats the musical

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Cat yoga

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Meow!"

How to wear a false moustache.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."