Moo Master Pillows

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

Important Muscles.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats the musical

"Meow!"

Cat yoga

"God, I hate cows."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cleaner and sculpture

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."