Woof Rewarder Prints

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

"I see a couch."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Collective unconscious.

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Bark to me of love."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.