Woof Rewarder Gifts

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'To woof or not to woof...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I see a couch."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Bark to me of love."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks