Woof Wizard Prints

"I see a couch."

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"The subwoofers really help."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"He's sending an instant message."

Club DJ.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Collective unconscious.

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"